'My love for you was bullet-proof...'

   Sometimes I dream that all the women in my life are trying to kill me. It all started one day when I watched Tomorrow Never Dies as a kid, and had a James Bond style dream where I kept getting double crossed by girls I knew. Sometimes the dreams are violent, but often just comical. Lauren tried shooting me with a toy gun I bought her for Christmas, that was odd. I don't know if any extenuating circumstance provokes these dreams. I'm not romantically interested with many of these girl (cant honestly say none), although Nicky did try to choke me once, which is a sign of passion I guess (of which we lacked either way). I analyze my dreams, which is insane, I know.