Random Facts

1. I'm single, and adequately satisfied with that fact.
2. There is a girl I want to date, but its not who you think.
3. I'm not gay, whether you mean happy or homosexual. I mean, I am happy sometimes, but I run a full range of emotions, so not happy as a rule.
4. I hate thinking about my childhood.
5. I love hearing about your childhood.
6. I'm not naturally nice, I work very hard at it.
7. I have a mean temper, but control it well.
8. My middle name is Allen.
9. I'm unnaturally empathetic.
10. I'm dangerously apathetic.
11. When I was a kid I wanted to be a bank robber, and that's not a joke.
12. I don't want to be a bank robber anymore.
13. I'll be honest if you tell me to, but as a rule I say random crap to hide what I think.