Friday, March 18, 2011
I'm a Hater... apparently, A Masterhater even (but I came up with that one)
Hopefully nobody actually reads this because I'm going to give away one of my biggest secrets. I am a superb manipulator, and goes along with my ability to lie on a dime (but I don't because it's easier to manipulate with the truth). I don't use the ability often, even less than I lie, and I'm brutally honest most the time. But I digress. The way in which I manipulate people is odd in that I do it passive aggressively. Never let on that I am trying to get the person to do anything at all, and even act a little disappointed that I got what I wanted. See, if the manipulated have no idea they were manipulated after the fact, they are ripe for manipulation later. Furthermore I become perceived as timid, and weak, which makes people suspect my manipulations even less. I am in no wise brilliant, but I am more smart than I let on. Now count how many times I wrote a form of the word manipulate.
Did you count them? HAH, see, I'm good. Sucker...
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Hater!! Just kidding, lol. Great blog post. Just to warn you though,if you try to manipulate me, I will be forced to manipulate your manipulation. Mwahahaha.
ReplyDelete-The Crazy Bitch =)
P.S.- I didn't count. Just sayin'.
Yes, you're too awesome to count. I bet Connor would count Bwahaha (evil laugh)
ReplyDeleteThat's because I'm a leader and Connor's a follower. That's what henchmen named Powderpuff do. They follow and count.
ReplyDeleteBut he's my henchman, not yours... or, have you turned to the dark side and tempted him away with cookies?
ReplyDeleteOh, he is so my henchman now. I distracted him by having him count the cookies...mwahaha.
ReplyDeleteEgads. I see how it is you vixen. In fact your villainous name shall here-to-fore be Vixen. I always knew this is how it'd turn out.
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